Baileywick's Day Off/Transcript

Baileywick's Birthday

Speaker	Dialogue
Baileywick	Good morning, Princess Sofia.
Princess Sofia	Good morning, Baileywick. What's that?
Baileywick	A little treat to start the day.
Princess Sofia	Oh! Thank you.
Baileywick	Nothing like a bit of berry to make your day a bit more merry.
Princess Sofia	You're in a good mood today.
Baileywick	I should be. It's my birthday.
Princess Sofia	It is? Happy birthday, Baileywick! Is there going to be a party?
Baileywick	Oh, I should say not. A job well done is celebration enough.
King Roland II	Oh, Baileywick!
Baileywick	Off I go. Enjoy your breakfast, Sofia.
Princess Sofia	What would we do without Baileywick?
Servant 1	I don't know, miss. He does everything around here.
Servant 2	You can always count on Baileywick.
Princess Sofia	It's true. ♪ Baileywick takes care of all of us Never puts up any kind of fuss The castle steward Who always aims to please ♪
Prince James	♪ He polishes all of my trophies Making sure that my dog has no fleas ♪
Princess Amber	♪ Provides a hanky anytime I need to sneeze ♪ Ah-choo!
All	♪ He's Baileywick The man of the castle does everything Without any hassle and super-quick You can always count on Baileywick ♪
Princess Sofia	♪ Baileywick, the king's right-hand man Draws up all of the household plans ♪
Queen Miranda	♪ Reminds the children That they need to wash their hands before meals ♪
King Roland II	♪ He jots down all of my proclamations And he never takes any vacations ♪
Queen Miranda and the kids	♪ When there's a problem He always understands ♪
King Roland II and servants	♪ He's Baileywick, the man of the castle ♪
Queen Miranda and the kids	♪ Does everything without any hassle ♪
All	♪ And super-quick You can always count on Baileywick He's always there He's everywhere All day and very night When troubles lurk ♪
Baileywick	♪ I'll make it work ♪
All	♪ He gets the job done right ♪
Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, and Prince James	♪ He's Baileywick ♪
King Roland II and Queen Miranda	♪ The man of the castle ♪
Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, and Prince James	♪ Does everything ♪
King Roland II and Queen Miranda	♪ Without any hassle ♪
Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, and Prince James	♪ And super-quick ♪
Servants	♪ Through thin and thick ♪
All	♪ You can always count on Baileywick Count on Baileywick You can count on Baileywick ♪
Baileywick	Everything's ready for your royal play date, children. Your friends will arrive at any moment, and I'll be on hand in case you need anything.
King Roland II	Oh, no, you won't, Baileywick.
Baileywick	Your Majesty?
King Roland II	It's your birthday today, so we are giving you the day off.
Baileywick	Oh, that's not necessary.
King Roland II	You always say no, but this time I insist. In fact, consider it a command.
Baileywick	But Your Majesty, I wouldn't even know what to do with my day.
Queen Miranda	Your brother Nigel does.
Baileywick	Huh?
Nigel	Happy birthday, Wicky!
Prince James and Princess Amber	Wicky?
Baileywick	Nigel? So good to see you.
Nigel	Happy birthday, baby brother! Birthday noogies!
Baileywick	Nigel!
Princess Sofia	I didn't know you had a brother.
Nigel	We don't get to see each other much because Wicky just works, works, works, but today, I have big plans!
Princess Sofia	What kind of big plans, Nigel?
Nigel	Today, Wicky and I are gonna do all the things we loved doing when we were your age, many years ago.
Baileywick	Nigel.
Nigel	Now, first, we're off to the orchard for a little apple-picking. Remember how much fun we used to have apple-picking?
Baileywick	As I recall, I was the one who did most of the picking.
Young Baileywick	Here's a good one, Nigel.
Young Nigel	Thanks, Wicky.
Young Baileywick	Is the basket full yet?
Young Nigel	Nope, but my belly is!
Nigel	And after the orchard, we'll swing by the village ice cream cart.
Young Nigel	Hey, Wicky, do you think mine smells funny?
Nigel	Ah, you fell for it every time, little brother! And to cap off the day, after we're done wiping the ice cream off your nose, a boat will pick us up at the dock to take us fishing, just like we used to do.
Young Nigel	Whoa, look at that snapper.
Young Baileywick	That was a catfish, Nigel.
Young Nigel	That was a snapper, Wicky.
Young Baileywick	Catfish.
Young Nigel	Snapper.
Young Baileywick	Catfish!
Young Nigel	Snapper!
Baileywick	Oh, what fun we used to have. I can't think of a better way to spend the day.
Princess Sofia	Sounds like you're going to have a great time, Baileywick.
Prince James	Our friends are here!
Prince Zandar	Hey, everyone!
Prince James	Zandar!
Princess Amber	Hildegard.
Princess Hildegard	Amber. Sofia.
Jade	Hi, Sofia!
Ruby Hanshaw	Hi, Sofia!
Princess Sofia	Ruby! Jade!
Ruby Hanshaw	Princess Hildegard! It's so great to see you again.
Princess Hildegard	I know.
Princess Sofia	Amber, James, and I each planned an activity for all of us.
Prince James	My activity is playing pirates in my tree house.
Prince Zandar	All right!
Jade	Race you there!
Prince James	You're on!
Ruby Hanshaw	Wait for us! Come on, Sofia!
Princess Sofia	Bye, Baileywick! Enjoy your day off!
Princess Hildegard	Amber! A tree house?
Princess Amber	Don't worry, Hilde. I'm having a little tea party later. You can help me set it up.
Princess Hildegard	Gladly.
Baileywick	I just need to fetch my things, and we'll be off.
Violet	Excited for your day off, are you, Mr. Baileywick?
Baileywick	Indeed, Violet. I can't remember the last time Nigel and I got to spend a whole day together. I just hope the children will be okay without me.
Violet	I'm sure they'll be just fine.
Prince James	Hoist the sails, Captain Zandar!
Prince Zandar	Aye-aye, Admiral James! Admiral! We're under attack!
Prince James	Pirates!
Princess Sofia	Your ship is ours, Admiral!
Prince James	En garde!
Princess Sofia	Aargh, matey!
Jade	Charge!
Prince James	Yeah! Avast!
Princess Sofia	Surrender your ship, Admiral James!
Prince James	Take that! And that!
Princess Sofia	Ah!
Prince James	Hey!
Princess Sofia	James! Are you okay?
Prince James	Ah, my ship!
Princess Sofia	Maybe we can fix it.
Prince James	How? Hey! Maybe Baileywick can fix it.
Princess Sofia	But it's his day off.
Prince James	But he hasn't left yet. Baileywick! Baileywick!
Baileywick	Oh, dear. Is that James calling me?
Nigel	Oh, Wicky, I'm sure whatever he wants can wait.
Baileywick	It sounds like he really needs me. I'll be right back.
Nigel	Uh-uh-uh-uh. No can do. We have to leave now, or we're gonna miss our ride to the apple orchard. Come on! Wicky!
Baileywick	James is more important. Besides, we have the whole rest of the day.
Nigel	If you insist, Wicky. It's your birthday.
Princess Sofia	Baileywick's coming!
Prince James	All right!
Baileywick	What's the problem, James?
Prince James	The tree house broke.
Baileywick	Oh, dear.
Prince James	We could really use your help.
Baileywick	I'll have your tree house in tiptop shape in no time.
Prince James	Brilliant! So... can you fix it?
Baileywick	Rest assured, James, there is nothing that cannot be fixed.
Man	No, it can't be fixed.
Baileywick	Nonsense. We can use my walking stick as a splint.
Man	A what?
Baileywick	I'll show you.
Prince James	Great idea, Baileywick.
Princess Amber	Yoo-hoo! It's time for my activity. To the gazebo, everyone.
Prince Zandar	Do we have to? They're fixing the tree house.
Princess Amber	Yummy snacks will be served.
Prince Zandar	I'm there. Hey, Jade, best two out of three?
Jade	You're on!
Princess Amber	James! Gazebo!
Prince James	Thanks, Baileywick.
Baileywick	Any time, James. Now I really must go. My brother is waiting. Whoa! Sorry for the delay, Nigel. I'm ready to go pick some apples.
Nigel	Well, it's too late for that, I'm afraid, dear brother, but, uh, we can still make it to the ice cream cart for a scoop of sorcerer's swirl!
Princess Amber	For my activity, I've planned a perfectly pink tea party.
Jade	It's so pink!
Ruby Hanshaw	It's so perfect!
Prince James	Well, at least there's food.
Ruby Hanshaw and Jade	Teddy bears!
Princess Amber	One for each of you.
Jade	And they're holding little teacups!
Ruby Hanshaw	They're so cute! You throw the best tea parties, Princess Amber.
Princess Amber	Thank you. You should invite your friends over more often, Sofia.
Prince James	My bear's starving. When do we eat?
Princess Amber	Ah, ah, ah! First things first. Now, wait until you taste the cookies. They are simply... Plaid! Oh! Oh! I said pink, not plaid!
Princess Sofia	It's okay, Amber.
Princess Hildegard	Just breathe.
Prince James	They'll still taste just as good.
Princess Amber	No! They are all wrong! Baileywick!
Baileywick	Princess Amber...
Nigel	Should know it's your day off.
Baileywick	I must see what's the matter.
Nigel	But sorcerer's swirl! Wicky!
Baileywick	Amber is more important.
Nigel	Oh, Wicky!
Princess Sofia	Amber, I think Baileywick left. He has the day off, remember?
Princess Amber	Oh, but it's an emergency!
Baileywick	Princess Amber!
Princess Amber	Oh, thank goodness you came! Look!
Baileywick	Oh, dear. That won't do at all.
Nigel	Uh... what won't do?
Baileywick	To the kitchen!
Nigel	Oh, Wicky, let someone else handle this. It's time for us to get our ice cream. Hey, Prince, think fast.
Prince James	Thanks, Nigel.
Baileywick	Hmm. Princess Amber, how does this look?
Princess Amber	It could be a bit more pink.
Baileywick	You heard the princess. More pink, please. How about now?
Princess Amber	Almost.
Baileywick	Would you mind?
Princess Amber	Oh, that's it! The frosting is perfect.
Princess Amber	Great! Now you can go back to your day off.
Nigel	Finally.
Baileywick	Not quite yet. Now we must put the frosting on the cookies.
Princess Sofia	I'll help you.
Nigel	Oh.
Baileywick	And here are your perfectly pink cookies.
Nigel	And now we are perfectly late.
Princess Amber	Thank you, Baileywick. What would we do without you?
Baileywick	It's my pleasure. Enjoy your tea party.
Princess Sofia	Enjoy the rest of your day off.
Nigel	Well, we've missed the apples, and now we've missed the ice cream, too.
Baileywick	Ah, but we still have the afternoon of fishing ahead of us.
Nigel	Ah, Wicky, you always look on the bright side.
Baileywick	That's because there's always a better view there.
Nigel	Well, come on. Let's go catch some snapper.
Baileywick	Or catfish.
Prince Zandar	I'm full.
Prince James	I'm stuffed.
Princess Hildegard	I'm bored. What's next?
Princess Sofia	My activity. It's just over here, in the garden.
Prince James	Brilliant!
Ruby Hanshaw	After you, Jade.
Jade	No, after you, Ruby.
Princess Sofia	We're going to paint butterflies.
Princess Amber	Oh!
Jade	Great idea, Sofia!
Ruby Hanshaw	I'm gonna paint that yellow one.
Jade	I'm going to paint all of them.
Nigel	Ah, finally. Finally we'll get to enjoy your birthday. Just as soon as that boat gets here. Where is it?
Baileywick	Oh, dear! Where's my fishing pole? I must have left it in the hall. I'll be right back.
Nigel	Uh, the boat! The boat will be here any moment! Chop chop!
Princess Sofia	I love your painting, Ruby.
Ruby Hanshaw	Thanks.
Princess Amber	No! Oh! Would someone please make my butterfly stay still?
Princess Hildegard	In my castle, the butterflies are trained to pose for us.
Prince Zandar	That's a weird-looking butterfly.
Prince James	That's 'cause it's a lizard. Oh, wait! Stop! It's getting away! There it goes!
Princess Sofia	James!
Princess Amber	James!
Princess Sofia	You scared all the butterflies away.
Prince James	I didn't get the lizard either.
Princess Hildegard	Now what do we paint?
Princess Sofia	Oh! There's Baileywick! Maybe he knows where to find more butterflies. Baileywick!
Nigel	Wicky! Come on, Wicky!
Princess Sofia	Baileywick, we need you!
Baileywick	What's the trouble, Sofia?
Princess Sofia	I know you're on your day off, but it'll just take a second. We were painting butterflies in the garden, but they flew away. Do you know where we could find more?
Princess Amber	And how we can keep them from flying away.
Baileywick	If it's butterflies you need, then butterflies you shall have. I know just what to do. Come back here! You can flutter, but you cannot hide!
Nigel	Come on, Wicky! What's taking you so long?
Jade	Red, please!
Princess Amber	Pink!
Baileywick	Got one! And another.
Princess Hildegard	A green one would be nice.
Baileywick	And another.
Princess Hildegard	No, a blue one.
Baileywick	Blue one. And another. Here you go, James.
Prince James	Hey, Baileywick found our lizard.
Prince Zandar	Nice.
Baileywick	And you, Princess Sofia? What kind of butterfly would you like?
Princess Sofia	Well, I was painting a purple one before.
Baileywick	Say no more. Hold still.
Princess Sofia	Thanks, Baileywick. You're the best.
Baileywick	You're quite welcome. And now I really must go. Sorry. Butterflies.
Nigel	Oh, well. It's too late. We missed the boat.
Baileywick	You see, Nigel, Sofia is more important.
Nigel	I know. Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we fish right here?
Baileywick	Now, there's an idea.
Violet	Ah, Mr. Baileywick, you're back.
Baileywick	Well, actually...
Violet	It's time to start preparing the royal supper.
Baileywick	That it is. I'll meet you in the castle, Violet.
Violet	Very good. I can't wait to hear all about your day off.
Baileywick	Come, Nigel. I'll have a coach take you home.
Nigel	There's always next year, Wicky.
Princess Amber	Okay, everyone, let's bring our paintings inside to dry.
Nigel	Uh, Wicky!
Princess Sofia	Baileywick! Shouldn't you be on your boat ride? I thought you were going fishing with Nigel.
Baileywick	We missed the boat, I'm afraid.
Princess Sofia	Oh. But how were the apples and the ice cream?
Baileywick	We missed those, as well.
Princess Sofia	So... You never left the castle at all?
Baileywick	No. I helped you, James, and Amber have a lovely play date, and that is far more important.
Princess Sofia	But it was your birthday.
Baileywick	Oh, I'll have another next year. See you at supper, Princess Sofia.
Queen Miranda	Sofia! Hey, your friends are about to leave. You should go say goodbye.
Princess Sofia	Baileywick never got his day off.
Queen Miranda	Why not?
Princess Sofia	Well, he fixed James' tree house, and then he frosted the cookies for Amber's tea party, and then I asked him to find butterflies...
Queen Miranda	So Baileywick never left because he was here helping the three of you all day.
Princess Sofia	It's all because of us.
Queen Miranda	Mmm-hmm.
Princess Sofia	Oh. I have to find Amber and James.
Princess Amber	Goodbye, everyone!
Prince James	See you later, Zandar!
Princess Sofia	Bye, guys!
Prince Zandar, Princess Hildegard, Ruby Hanshaw, and Jade	Goodbye, Sofia!
Princess Sofia	We really messed up.
Prince James	What? How?
Princess Sofia	Every time Baileywick tried to leave for his day off, we asked him to do something, like catch butterflies.
Prince James	Or fix the treehouse. Or make new cookies for your tea party, Amber.
Princess Amber	Oh, right. Well, we should do something to make it up to him.
Prince James	Maybe we can give him tomorrow off.
Princess Sofia	But his birthday is today. Today should be special.
Princess Amber	If only we could do over the whole day. Hmm.
Princess Sofia	Hold on. Hmm. Maybe we can. James, can you get more apples from the kitchen?
Prince James	Uh, sure.
Princess Sofia	Great. Amber, can you get ice cream?
Princess Amber	Of course. Suzette, can we get some ice cream?
Suzette	Right away, Miss.
Princess Amber	What are we going to do?
Princess Sofia	You'll see. Come on. Mr. Nigel! Wait!
Nigel	Princess Sofia. What are you doing here? I thought you were painting butterflies or something.
Princess Sofia	We feel bad about Baileywick not getting his day off, and wanted to do something special for him, but we need your help.
Nigel	Anything for Wicky! Lead the way, Princess!
Baileywick	We need another place setting here, and two more glasses.
Princess Sofia	Baileywick, we need you!
Baileywick	Is it urgent, Sofia? We're setting the table for the royal family dinner.
Princess Sofia	Yes!
Baileywick	Whoa.
Princess Sofia	We need you right now. Up there.
Baileywick	The tree house? Again?
Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, Prince James, King Roland II, and Queen Miranda	Surprise!
Baileywick	Your Majesties! What's all this?
Princess Sofia	We're so sorry we didn't let you take your day off. We should have been more thoughtful.
Prince James	If anyone deserves a day off, it's you, Baileywick.
Princess Amber	So welcome to your day off do-over party!
Princess Sofia	First, we've invited a special guest.
Nigel	Tah-dah!
Baileywick	Nigel!
Nigel	Happy birthday, baby brother. Time for some more birthday noogies, Wicky!
Princess Sofia	We have everything you wanted to do, right here.
Prince James	Apple-picking!
Princess Amber	Ice cream!
Nigel	And since we are in a boat, more or less, I brought our fishing poles, in case we see any snapper. Or catfish.
King Roland II	Sit down, Baileywick. It's our turn to serve you.
Queen Miranda	That's right. You're not just the castle steward. You're part of the family.
Baileywick	Oh. Thank you, but you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble. You'll be late for your royal supper.
Princess Sofia	Baileywick is more important.
King Roland II	To Baileywick!
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